Audio Transmission - Test Ten

[magnushammered]

It sounds like a number of you are enjoying that racetrack. Though I am quite pleased with the new additions to my quarters.

No, do not stand on th-

[BZZZZZZ-squeak!-ZZZZZ]

... I don't suppose any of you know how to get a bee to stop... squeaking the plastic whale.

[He is carefully avoiding discussing the party on Halloween. HMMMM]

Comments

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

It's awesome, you should come out sometime.

...You still have the bee?

[YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING ME HAVEN'T YOU]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

I should. Though I'm afraid tanks are not made for speed.

Not intentionally. It refuses to leave.

[I'M NOT AVOIDING YOU, BB]

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Haha, well probably not...you could always come watch, though. [She's been out there loads, and gotten suitably banged up.]

Hmm. Weird.


[LIES WHAT HAVE I DONE /SOB]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

I would like that. It seems interesting.

I think it likes me. Or thinks I am one of it- [BBZZZZZZ-thunk!] -Omph.

[YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, I'M JUST FEELIN' AWKWARD ABOUT BEING DRUNK IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

I fail to see the appeal of risking yourself for the sake of speed.

How did the bee come into possession of your whale?

[ Join the club, Shockwave. :< Halloween sucks. ]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

It is a 'rush', or so I have heard. I personally prefer sparring myself.

I had left it out to dry after retrieving it from my bathtub. The bee seemed rather keen on nabbing it. While I am hesitant to anthropomorphize the insect... I think it might enjoy the squeaking.

[All of the Cybertronians are just going to be awkward forever about this, aren't they? O(]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you would indulge me sometime, then. Sparring would be far preferred to racing.

It certainly sounds as though it does. I believe mine may be an ideal companion for C4 - my golden amphibian companion.

[ They are. :< It's hard to be normal, when certain weapons masters are avoiding/being mean for the sake of distancing. B| ]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

I would be delighted to. I must admit that I am unfortunately rusty with personal combat.

Certainly. My own amphibian, Spittor, likely would have recieved it, had the bee chosen to leave.

[He has noticed that from reading the comms, and finds it really really weird. He expects Ironhide to do that to him, but to Mikaela O/?]

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Having trouble?

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Not overly much. The bee just seems to rather enjoy its new... plaything.

[At least it and the frog are getting along.]

Hm. I have not heard from you in some time.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... You kept a bee?

You either. I was beginning to enjoy myself.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Actually, I believe it decided to keep me. Blurr put it in my quarters and it decided not to leave.

It was actually quiet for once.

[ruethepollywog.livejournal.com]

Ah, I might be able to, sir.

[Since he can transform in to a fellow pony bee.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Truly? I would be grateful.

[Golly that seems like a useful skill. All he can turn into is other robots.]

[ruethepollywog.livejournal.com]

You're welcome, but where can I find you and the bee?

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

My quarters. Deck 11, room 2315.

Ganondorf + Shockwave = BFFS? :D?

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

You certainly have interesting taste in company.

BFFS 4EVAH

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Why thank you; I do pride myself on attracting oddities. Though it is rather an unexpected guest who chose to stay.

BROS 4 LYFE

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I believe oddity is an understatement.

[tldriving.livejournal.com]

The most obvious course of action would be to simply take the whale away from it, which I'm sure has already occurred to you, so I don't see why you haven't already done it. Is it actually putting up a fight over a plastic toy?

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

It gives me a reason to speak with others aboard the ship. And besides, it tends to chase me when I take it. [He picks up the whale. What follows is something like this:

Squeaky-squee BZZZZ-thunk oomph!]

... It is kind of... cute.

[tldriving.livejournal.com]

You're trying to start conversation by asking for a solution to a problem you could solve perfectly well by yourself? And what do you mean it chases--?

[Well, that's an interesting collection of sounds.]

Did it just ram you? [Also what you're calling the giant bee cute.]

[triplethecrazy.livejournal.com]

Havink fun vith jour new pet, Shockvave?

[ There is a rather loud squeak. Blitzwing is quite enjoying his new toy. In some ways, he's rather childish. ]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

It has been rather entertaining, actually.

[There's a loud buzzing over the comm; apparently Omega heard the squeak. Shockwave eventually pushes the huge fuzzball out of the way.]

Enjoying your new toy, Blitzwing?

[triplethecrazy.livejournal.com]

[ Blitzwing just giggles a little when he hears the buzzing. ]

It is certainly amusink~

[ Another loud squeak. ]