Audio Transmission - Test Thirteen

[magnushammered]

Herz. Might I take a few moments of your time to request a favor?

Ironhide. I seemed to have missed your name when I called for discussion of a truce. A mistake I will rectify presently. You are welcome to come, if you wish to.

[How DOES he manage to keep that semi-friendly diplomatic tone?!]

Comments

[mnu-spreadslies.livejournal.com]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Christopher. [He's quite happy to hear from you.]

Extremely well, thank you. I will be back to full capacity soon. I appreciate your skill at repair.

[mnu-spreadslies.livejournal.com]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

More than satisfactory. I ought to repay you, for the assistance.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Go jump off the side.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

I should take that as a 'no', then?

/refreshing pages all over the place gdit LJ

[heavyweaponsbot]

What do you think?

we are now on day five of 'wtf, LJ?!'

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

You seem rather more irritated than usual.

Is day five the day we get to make "FU LJ" shirts?

[heavyweaponsbot]

That is... It is none of your concern. Go have your little meeting.

I think it should be.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I need to speak with Herz Hessian first.

Awesome :|

[heavyweaponsbot]

. . .

[Hold up. That's the... green-haired kid who... saw. His voice is suddenly strained.]

Why...?

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Well. That tone is odd. He allows a little confusion to seep into his own voice.]

I wished to make use of his facilities for the meeting. It seemed a decent choice, since it is public and neutral ground.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Oh. Was that all?]

Hmn. Fine. Whatever.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Now you've got him all curious.]

Did you believe I had some ulterior motive to speaking with him?

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Hell no. Ratchet just got him to announce another horrible secret over the comms, he's not doing it again.]

You are a Decepticon. Always do.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Man, it's your own fault for leaving that skeleton to come tap-dancing out of your closet. Shockwave's just going to be the bigger mech and not mercilessly mock 'Hide over open comm lines.]

And you overestimate my guilt, as always.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ratchet of all 'Bots should have known better. He wasn't expecting that from him.]

I have good reason.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Shockwave has been waiting for something like this to happen. He finds it fascinating.]

Just like you had 'good reason' the last time, when you stormed into my quarters?

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He finds the noise your breaking armor makes fascinating.]

... Yes.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[And now it's all nice and fixed because he's not too stubborn to ask for help. Fancy that.]

Which turned out to be a... what was the phrase, 'Salem witch hunt', is it not?
I did nothing to warrant your temper, as I had said repeatedly.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Yeah well he's just picky about his medics so shut it.]

What does that even mean?

You could have been lying.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

It means you went after someone with no evidence but your own assumptions of their guilt.

But I was not, was I?

[heavyweaponsbot]

There was enough for me.

This time.

... Are we done?

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

I was not aware that Autobots from your reality were in the habit of condemning the innocent.

I suppose we are finished.

[heavyweaponsbot]

We are not. And you are hardly innocent. Or have you conveniently forgotten Blurr? Bet he would beg to differ.

Fine.

[/Disconnect :|]

[meinxxherz.livejournal.com]

Uh--

Uhm--

Y-Yes? Whuh-what-what I help you with?

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

I do not know if you have kept up with my previous transmissions, but I am interested in forming a temporary truce with my long-time enemies. We need somewhere public and neutral to us to do so. I was wondering if we might your bar and grill for it.

[meinxxherz.livejournal.com]

[...baaad feeling about this.]

It...i-it--it--it won't tur-urn...violent? Wuh-Will--Will it?

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

It should not, as the majority of us have realized that it is better for everyone aboard if we did not bring our war here.

Should things go wrong, though I doubt they shall, I would be more than willing to set things rights for the trouble we caused.

[meinxxherz.livejournal.com]

A-Alright.

I should--should really, uhm, a-as--ask the rest of the gang, I-I--I-I mean, uh, it--i-i-it--it's really not...my restaurant.

It--it was Remy and Zeke's be-efore I even came here.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Of course. We can postpone until permissions are obtained. Are there any besides Remy and Zeke that should be asked?