Audio Transmission - Test Fourteen

[magnushammered]

I am uncertain as to the particulars of this holiday, but I am certain that what was left outside my quarters has nothing to do with it.

If you will excuse me, I believe I need to give something a proper burial.

[Shockwave did figure out presents, though, and has them for people! And left them outside their rooms!

Blurr gets a half-dozen throwing spears and a couple cubes of Energon wrapped in red and... purple ribbon.  Hail Megatron?

Ratchet and Rfena both have tool kits sitting outside their rooms. Ratchet also has the rest of the Autobot's Energon sitting outside his room with a letter of apology for their lateness.

Blitzwing gets a handmade Lugnut plushie! And the knowledge that Shockwave learned to sew just for him.

Ganondorf gets a warhammer! Yaaay!

Mikaela got a bow and arrows - and the grip on the bow is made of a gator purse, yay! - and a double-chain necklace carefully twined onto the top of the bow.

And of course he didn't forget Ironhide. He gets a bag of coal and a tensy tube of superglue. Quit being hard to buy for, grumpy D|]

Comments

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

[Ganondorf must've received his gift, because he sounds quite pleased.]

How so very appropriate.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Shockwave is so glad Ganondorf seems to like it. He'd spent quite a while making that.]

I was uncertain as to your preference.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

I'll admit to being fonder of swords. But it certainly cannot hurt to learn something new.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Swords are woefully difficult to construct with the materials available here, unfortunately. Though I am familiar with hammers, should you wish someone to train with.

[destinedtorule.livejournal.com]

Understood. And I will take you up on that offer, Shockwave.

[Ganondorf's just happy to have a weapon again.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Name a place and time and I shall be there.

[Shockwave's happy for a fair spar, really.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Proper burial?

[Oh he knows. :|]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[He has a sneaking suspicion that Ironhide knows O|]

Indeed. The poor creature deserves that much. What is left of it has obviously suffered poor treatment.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Maybe it deserved it.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Now what could it have done to deserve such cruelty? It was simply a fish.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Not certain. Perhaps you should ask an expert on fish.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

...

This can only be from you. [She sounds incredibly happy.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

You like them? [He has to ask, after all.]

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Very much. [She's terribly happy with it, actually. A weapon. finally.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Excellent. I am glad you like it. [Yay he's decent at gifts for this year at least.]

I tested it, and it functions quite well.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

I've been needing some kinda weapon around here. Hate feelin' defenseless. Sucks. But you did good. [Except with Ironhide, but she's just staying out of this crap for now on.]

...Um, what is it you need to bury?

[triplethecrazy.livejournal.com]

[ LOUD AWW-ING. Pleased Blitzwing is pleased. ]

Vhy zhank you, Shocky~!

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Oh sweet action :D]

You are welcome. I'm glad you like it.

[tldriving.livejournal.com]

[Well this is vaguely... awkward.]

You... were making weapons, correct?

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Oh, Blurr's so much fun when he's awkward.]

I was. Given your lighter armor plating, throwing spears seemed appropriate.

[tldriving.livejournal.com]

[Shockwave ARMED him. This seems strange.]

More appropriate than close-combat weapons at any rate, though I do have some experience with using an energy saw offensively or at least defensively.

[/BABBLING] In any case, yes. ... Thank you for that.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Shockwave would really appreciate it if Blurr doesn't use those on him or Blitzwing. But aww, Blurr's so cute when he babbles O3]

You are welcome. I will be making a storage case for them shortly, as well. [Which he should have had done but finding presents for everyone had been a mess.]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

There is no reason to apologize. Neither Ironhide or myself have begun to rust, despite what certain parties would have you believe, and it is appreciated that you would deliver the Energon in the first place.

In fact, it is probably for the best that our supply has been somewhat limited as of late - Holidays do have the horrible tendency of inspiring overindulgence.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

I had mentioned allowing you to handle the Autobot's supply of it - frankly you strike me as the even-handed sort and more than capable of portioning it out fairly. I realize my own judgement in such matters might be... suspect given my previous affiliations.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

It makes little difference, as my own affiliations have become questionable for agreeing to speak with you.

Of course, perhaps if I allow him to continue re-fueling, he will be convinced otherwise. Though it is doubtful.